Would you:
A) run away screaming
B) attack them with golf clubs, weed whackers and curling irons, or
C) haplessly fall victim to them as you enjoy a quiet afternoon of fishing with your dog?
The residents of a fictional Michigan town do all of the above in "Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys" airing this week on Animal Planet. It's by the same people who brought us "Sharknado."
Watch the trailer below:
Really, it was only a matter of time. With its toothy suction cup for a face and razor sharp tongue, the sea lamprey was a horror movie villain just waiting to shine.